the world would be

i just remembered a couple of lines that i had written when i was in 6th std. i remember having read those lines in the general body meeting of my house at school then, and everybody had burst out laughing. i dont remember the complete poem but just 4 lines which are:

If there were no schools and no books to study
The world would be a better place
If there were no teachers and no one to scold
The world would be a wonderful place.

now i thought that why shouldn't i try to complete this poem. so here goes my latest attempt at trying to bring back those memories. hope it maintains at least a little semblance of seriousness with which i have undertaken this task. its dedicated to all my teachers who were always there for me. hope they wouldn't mind me writing this.

THE WORLD WOULD BE
When i was lazing around a couple of days back,
A thought came to me, my brain to rack.
If there were no schools and no books to study,
What would i do and where would i be?
A delightful prospect crossed my mind
A wonderful life it would be, if i could find.
There would be no teachers, no one to scold,
And no reminiscing of those days, when i'll be old.
No getting out of bed, so early in the morn,
And thinking of home-works we hadn't done.
No need of pretensions of being unwell,
Or think of an excuse, to save us from hell.
No need there would be to think of tests,
All day i could spend on the internet and rest.
No worries to trouble me, when i would play,
So beautiful it would be, my life without a care.

here's wishing a happy teachers' day to all our teachers out there.

Pyar mein saavdhani...Duhan ki Jubani..

1. Never tell your Girl Friend that her friend is beautiful. No one likes truth.
2. Your next GF is always more beautiful than previous one.
3. Never get your GF number registered under "free call" schemes. It sucks.
4. No girl is forever committed/engaged. All girls are highly disgusted from their boy friends. All you have to do is "give her better options".
5. Females teachers are not worth trusting.
6. All forces of nature, be it gravitational, magnetic, electrostatic are INVERSELY proportional to square of distance. If your bf/gf lives in different town, chances are high that you will break up soon.
7. If a girl write "committed" on orkut (because her bf wants her to), it means she is going out with an "insecure loser" and she is going to dump him soon.
8. First seed of "Break Up" is sown when you ask your gf/bf to share his/her mail password or you check sms in her phone.
9. For more detailed gyan you can call me for guest lecture.

Laughs of the night 21Aug

1) Appin replies - "@ Juniors
I didn't realise that this mail was forwarded on your group as well...So will not spam anyfurther."
Next moment, Chandan's reply comes - "Well said bewade..........!!! ..."

2) Ravi exclaims - "Dont be Balti Log on ibibo.com"

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