Pyar mein saavdhani...Duhan ki Jubani..

1. Never tell your Girl Friend that her friend is beautiful. No one likes truth.
2. Your next GF is always more beautiful than previous one.
3. Never get your GF number registered under "free call" schemes. It sucks.
4. No girl is forever committed/engaged. All girls are highly disgusted from their boy friends. All you have to do is "give her better options".
5. Females teachers are not worth trusting.
6. All forces of nature, be it gravitational, magnetic, electrostatic are INVERSELY proportional to square of distance. If your bf/gf lives in different town, chances are high that you will break up soon.
7. If a girl write "committed" on orkut (because her bf wants her to), it means she is going out with an "insecure loser" and she is going to dump him soon.
8. First seed of "Break Up" is sown when you ask your gf/bf to share his/her mail password or you check sms in her phone.
9. For more detailed gyan you can call me for guest lecture.

Laughs of the night 21Aug

1) Appin replies - "@ Juniors
I didn't realise that this mail was forwarded on your group as well...So will not spam anyfurther."
Next moment, Chandan's reply comes - "Well said bewade..........!!! ..."

2) Ravi exclaims - "Dont be Balti Log on ibibo.com"

Tic Tac Toe

Hey guys, check out how smart are you at the game all of us must have played when we're not so adult, hav fun..

Tic-Tac-Toe made by Neave Games

New Olympic event - 100m creative dash
(Middle person - Bolt)